I Be That Pretty Mother Fucker ; )




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efronsbutt:

i steal jokes from tumblr and say them in real life and my friends think im a comedic genius

Via Everytime you lie

myvaguethoughts:

grandma stay strapped

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  • In third grade: Learn cursive, you will use it for the rest of your life
  • Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
  • High School: Please don't write in cursive
  • College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper
Via Yeaaah.
  • 11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot. omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol. sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol once time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
  • me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning?
Via Yeaaah.





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autumnovoxo:

bornonvenus:

LOLOL that anon made me do it The Room is messy Af don’t mind it lol

Its back on my dash! sjdjkljkfljdkljfl


Via Lonely Star on Planet Ethio X


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l0veb:

davegrohlsfacialhair:

peitha:

pure-fire:

idkjake:

heyidc:

w-i-l-d-ocean:

charismat1c:

socialoutcast123:

every-heart-falls-apart:

brokenly:

toxical:

phoal:

salma:

saturating:

does anyone know what kind of dog this is

it’s not a dog, it’s a siamese cat gosh don’t they teach you anything at school

it’s cleary a rabbit, what have you guys been smoking?

are you guys blind, its obviously a fish

that’s a mawfucking turtle you dumb shits 

it’s obviously a damn bird.

Wait… I thought it was an alligator. 

You guys are all idiotic if you can’t tell that this is a hamster?

literally LAUGHING at all you idiots ^^  he/she is a dinosaur. Morons.

Wait…So this isn’t a kumquat?  

its obviously a chicken 

selfies

are you guys for real, it’s obvz a hippo

stop making fun of me guys

guys shut up. you’re all stupid!

it’s a walrus!

I’m sorry but you are all wrong, this is an Orangutang.

I Thought It Was A Rock …..

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