i steal jokes from tumblr and say them in real life and my friends think im a comedic genius
LOLOL that anon made me do it The Room is messy Af don’t mind it lol
Its back on my dash! sjdjkljkfljdkljfl
Via Lonely Star on Planet Ethio X
does anyone know what kind of dog this is
it’s not a dog, it’s a siamese cat gosh don’t they teach you anything at school
it’s cleary a rabbit, what have you guys been smoking?
are you guys blind, its obviously a fish
that’s a mawfucking turtle you dumb shits
it’s obviously a damn bird.
Wait… I thought it was an alligator.
You guys are all idiotic if you can’t tell that this is a hamster?
literally LAUGHING at all you idiots ^^ he/she is a dinosaur. Morons.
Wait…So this isn’t a kumquat?
its obviously a chicken
selfies
are you guys for real, it’s obvz a hippo
stop making fun of me guys
guys shut up. you’re all stupid!
it’s a walrus!
I’m sorry but you are all wrong, this is an Orangutang.
I Thought It Was A Rock …..
(Source: thecuteoftheday)





